I’m competing in the next heat for Raw Comedy, called the Superheat, on Tuesday 3 March at the Evelyn Hotel, at 7pm. Please come and support me if you can. Tickets are $12 at the door.

I’ve just joined Twitter. You can find me by searching for Paul Emerson Teusner or username paulteusner.

Now that I have a blog, a Facebook and a Twitter profile, I’m ready to start my own business consulting/penis enlargement company.

Yesterday I performed a stand-up routine at the Evelyn Hotel as a contestant in Raw Comedy. Friends (<a target=”_blank” href=”http://casadebudge.blogspot.com/2009/02/raw-comedy.html”>e.g.</a>) say I was visibly nervous at the start, but was funny enough for the nerves to cool down, and I remained funny.

Well, I must have been funny enough because I fucking got through to the next round!!!!!!!!!!

Now I’m even more nervous because I used all of my 37 years of good material in 5 minutes. I’ll have to live my life really quickly now.

Thank you to all who came to lend their support: Bev, Budge, Rob, Meaghan, Fi, Podge, Mickey, Anth, Jo and Jackie – you are the absolute greatest people in the world and I love you.